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wardenblues:

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

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broccloi:

today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous

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mysavageheart:

no.

(Source: gingerdeer, via madeeelion)

thelandofrapeandhoney:

Stitches (2012)
ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

Anonymous asked: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

cutedessert:

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hornyspice:

uh excuse me this does not match up with my follower count